River Butcher
- Birth Date
- 8/12/1982
- Birth Place
- Akron, Ohio, USA
- Known For
- Acting

River Butcher is an American stand-up comic, actor, writer, producer, and podcast host. They are best known for their personal, observational comedy focused on their vegetarianism, feminism, love of baseball, and experiences as a butch lesbian and nonbinary individual. Originally from Akron, Butcher now resides in Los Angeles.








