Patti Rocks
- Release Year
- 1988
- Runtime
- 1h 26m
- Genres
- Comedy
- Drama
- Directed By
- David Burton Morris

It's Christmas time in the twin cities. Billy's working a lot of overtime, running barges on the Mississippi. He calls his friend Eddie, whom he hasn't seen in six months, and asks a favor: to drive with him to see his pregnant girlfriend, Patti, because Billy hasn't told her he's married and already has two children. The road trip of guy talk becomes a night of truths exchanged between men and women.