The Star-Crossed Romance of Josephine Cosnowski (a Tale of Gothic Love)
- Release Year
- 1985
- Runtime
- 56m
- Genres
- Comedy
- Family
- Romance
- TV Movie
- Directed By
- Fred Barzyk

A comedy written and Narrated by Jean Shepherd. The story involves several different events such as Ralph's first serious romance with his new neighbor, Randy playing a turkey in the school Thanksgiving Day play, The Old Man setting his sights on a yellow buick and the High School basketball rival game of the season.


