Hans Dorrestijn & Martin van Dijk: Het Naakte Bestaan
- Release Year
- 2005
- Runtime
- 2h 30m
- Genres
- Comedy
- Music
- Directed By
- Arie Kant
- Rogier Frensdorf

Stage registration of the theatreprogram by Dutch musical comedian Hans Dorrestijn and composer Martin van Dijk. The performance takes place in a "madhouse". Dorrestijn is hospitalized because of his suicidal thoughts and Van Dijk for hallucinations as a result of alcohol delirium.